Who Is the Black Zooey Deschanel?

Zooey Deschanel is the poster girl for this sort of womanhood. Frankly, I find a 30-something woman with a website called Hello Giggles and a penchant for tweets about kittens a little off-putting, as I would a grown man with a website called Girls Have Cooties and a Twitter feed about Matchbox cars. But then we find creepy in a man the kind of childishness we fetishize in women.

getoutoftherecat:

get out of there cat.  you may be furry and portable but that in no way makes you a beard.  you also cannot absorb its hipness through osmosis so don’t even try.  besides you can’t even talk to tell me how getting on turntable.fm has changed your life so leave the bearding to the hipsters and go drink some milk.  

getoutoftherecat:

get out of there cat.  you may be furry and portable but that in no way makes you a beard.  you also cannot absorb its hipness through osmosis so don’t even try.  besides you can’t even talk to tell me how getting on turntable.fm has changed your life so leave the bearding to the hipsters and go drink some milk.