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i live in the clouds of a new world, i breathe new air and try my best to keep up
Aloysius wouldn't approve of that at all, would you, you pompous old bear?
Zombie Gnomes vs. Flamingo Lawn Ornament by Chris and Jane Stever
Available for purchase at etsy. The zombie outbreak has reached your front lawn in these morose sculptures from the team of Chris and Jane. They’ve got several different tiny zombie terror pieces available, but the best one has got to be the pack of rabid zombie gnomes feasting on the flesh of a slain Lawn Flamingo. It turns out that, even as zombies, gnomes are ever vigilante in protecting your yard from harm and bad taste (aesthetically, I mean… I imagine flamingo actually tastes great in your mouth).
Cat gets caught barking by a human and resumes meowing
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
…
ABORT MISSION.
ABORT MISSION.
RESUME CAT TRANSMISSION.
I CANT STOP LAUGHING.
I ALMOST FUCKING PISSED MYSELF OH MY GOD
/dead
oh yeah this is a great thing.
I kind of identify with the cat because I often take on other people’s accents a bit until I realise I am doing it, then just try and stop and carry on as normal.
I have an Indian accent I use exclusively on people who met me after I learnt it. All them first-month friends get full on Ocker.
(Source: i-like-yo-face-thats-why-i)
i was literally about to cry and trying not to pee. this is the best video ever.
honestly. i promise. watch it. please. you’ll love it. seriously.
Tiny Hippo by poorly drawn lines
Is Tiny Hippo gonna have to cut a bitch?
